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Saturday, February 07, 2009




Hob Knocker

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David Archuleta has created a new word --> Hob Knocker. Well, I guess he didn't create the word, but apparently somebody called him a Hob Knocker. Lol. David Archuleta is a Hob Knocker.

If you guys don't know David Archuleta -- and if you're wondering why I am not giving out any blogging tips today it's because I wanted to mix it up a bit. Anyway, Archuleta was on American Idol in the 2007 - 2008 season. He lost to David cook and since then, hasn't really done too much with music. At least, I haven't noticed.

Either way, Archuleta has a great list of accomplishments. Being the first to use the word Hob Knocker on iCarly and in ever is another item that he can add to that list.

David Archuleta Hob Knocker iCarly VIDEO

It was on Youtube, but it has since then been removed.

83 comments:

Typhoon said...

Hmm..I heard that there is a huge craze of American Idol in US. Well in my country there is Indian Idol which is almost similar to it...

marmee said...

No, he hasn't done much since AI - just released a CD, which has gone gold, had 2 music videos, and many personal appearances, in addition to his own tour which starts soon and is already sold out in several cities!

Taylor said...

Marmee - Notice what I said, "At least, I haven't noticed."

But thanks for the info.

Typhoon - Yep. American Idol is huge here. You should create a site on Indian Idol

Anonymous said...

BUT DUDES!!!!!!! WHAT IS A HOB KNOCKER!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Check out stickmagicprodutions and losilumanodos at youtube.com and subscrible and message us BOTH then we will tell you what a hobnocker is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

iCarly is so random!

Anonymous said...

What does Hob Knocker mean?

Anonymous said...

what is a hob knocker

**CARLOS** said...

wats up seariously wat iz a hob knocker tell me on my my space at liteon@hotmail.com

Laura said...

wat is a hob knocker

Anonymous said...

My eight year old just came to me and asked me what a Hob Knocker is, because she heard it on iCarly. Should I be concerned?

Taylor said...

Lol no need for concern. I am sure that it's not a bad word.

Anonymous said...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090304194233AAfHImN

Groosss D:<

Anonymous said...

a hob knocker is a person that has sex with animals

Holly said...

A hobknocker is a word from london.. he didn't create it..
It's a nerd/geek who tries to act cool.
I don't know why on iCarly they said It's "gross and illegal"
but yeah....

Holly said...

People in London use it all the time....
If you haven't lived in London. I'll tell you..
that people curse and run there sentences like crazy..
and like it's nooo big deal. Like.. ah! I know! Harry Potter.
The 1st one is PG and it says "hell" and "ass" in it.
In London it's no big deal. Even little kids curse..
so words like "hobknocker" are normal there...
It's like calling someone a loser now... everyone says it..
there.. everyone calls eachother hobknockers.. well not everyone but you know.

Anonymous said...

a "hobknocker" is a hobo, has nothing to do with animals or anything else like that!

Anonymous said...

i agree with anonymous what the heck is a hob knocker no one cares about indian idol go eat ur stinky roti and japati

Anonymous said...

A Hob Knocker is a Hob that Knocks!!! Don't you people know anything????

This site is no help said...

What is a hob knocker

Anonymous said...

what is a hobknocker, just heard the word

Anonymous said...

hob knoker is really bad really really bad litte kids do not need to know what that is

Anonymous said...

trust me i'm British so don't even ask what it means it's distubing

Anonymous said...

I heard it had to do with something really bad from someone else.

Anonymous said...

And ill talk l8er c-yas.

Anonymous said...

I wanna know what a hob knocker is!!!I don't think any of you are right.Now to be mean.

Anonymous said...

hello what is a hob knocker

icky said...

i read on ask.com that a hob knocker is a guy who hits other guys in the balls which of course is gross but not sure about illegal well yea it harassment but not sure?

Anonymous said...

wat is a hob knocker!?

Anonymous said...

go to rotten.com its weirdd

Anonymous said...

You still didn't answer our question!!! WHAT IS A HOB KNOCKER!!!!???????!!!!!!!!! ):

Anonymous said...

A hobknock is someone who goes hitting people in there privates..thats why they said its, "Gross and Illegal."

Anonymous said...

oh well most of these definitions sound like they could be, but now i dont know which one 2 choose!!!
WAIT!!
i choose that it means...POOP!!

Anonymous said...

i didnt know a hob knocker was someone who goes hitting people in their privates that is gross and illegal!

Anonymous said...

i like titus dowell

Anonymous said...

lol lol lol POOP who agrees????????

Anonymous said...

POOP??????
i AGREE!!!!!!
omg pwnies!

C&amp;E WE ROCK UR SOX said...

WAT REALLY IS A HOBKNOCKER? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW?!!!!! (But for now ill just choose the easy defintion and say its poop until further notice.....) [LOLL] (laugh out loud losers)

mzcuti3276 said...

A hob-knocker is one that goes around hitting people in their private parts. lol

Anonymous said...

it's hitting people WITH their private parts .. not IN their private parts.

Anonymous said...

That is very nasty about what hob knocker means

Anonymous said...

why is illegal?

Anonymous said...

wat iz a hobknocker really!!!

ashliferxo said...

if you go to www.urbandictionary.com and look up hobknocker it is someone who slaps someone in the face with there private parts. there is a huge contreversy over this icarly bit now.

Anonymous said...

i looked it up a hob knocker is a large hairy woman who molest animals hahahahaa thats creeoy though

Anonymous said...

WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN I THINK IT IS SOME THING REALLY NASTY THAT WADE COLLINS IS A 'NORK' HE IS REALLY UMMMMM...... THATS IS FOR ALL I HOPE YOU PEOPLE BAND THAT WORD FROM EVERYTHING & ANYTHING SO. PS I HATE WADE COLLINS) FROM ☺ANONYMOUS GIRL13☺.

Anonymous said...

i do like wade collins

snugglebunny500 said...

David Archuleta is not a hob knocker!!!

Anonymous said...

a hob knocker is when a man hits someone with his.... (well you can guess) also called a mushroom stamp. because of this icarley will no longer be allowed to be watched in our house.

Anonymous said...

i thik he was on america sings and wade collins called him that

Anonymous said...

what is a hob knocker

Anonymous said...

iCarly is GROSS.

Anonymous said...

A "hob knocker" is a man who slaps someone in the face with their goodies.

bob said...

theres many meanings to the word hobknocker and the meaning sam give to carly is probably a animal rapist yeah it gross and illegal

Anonymous said...

I don't think David is a hobnoker he is awesome!GO DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah Leigh Foran said...

I don't think David is a hobnoker he is awesome! GO DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP &amp; FARTS ROCK!!!! said...

I LOVE TO EAT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. WITH FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATHERINE said...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I LOVE TO EAT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S WITH FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellie said...

guys a hobknocker is someone that hits people in their private area. look it up people!

Anonymous said...

weird

Anonymous said...

icarly is like bad to watch for a comedy show

Anonymous said...

those two comment were mine =)

Anonymous said...

name:k3vln ch3n =)

P.S. i like cheese!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Wat does it really mean!!!!!!!!!!! =6

Anonymous said...

tell me!!!! T_T

Anonymous said...

I know what a HOB Knocker is but you don't wanna know...it's gross! Just type it in at google...ewwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Great Thanks a lot my 6 year olds are asking me what a Hob Knocker is.....

Anonymous said...

hmmmm i'm tazermaster hehe i'm funny what is a hobknocker?

Anonymous said...

If you still don't know what a hob-knocker is, you can look it up at Urban Dictionary

kaitlyn said...

hobocker means what what what does it mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

it means smaking someone with a wener in the face then calling them a hobb knoker

Kathy said...

i think it means a person slapping someone in the weiner thats why its sick gross and illegal

Anonymous said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hob+knocker

This link might help... it is really gross (not for the eyes of children)

Anonymous said...

it can't be THAT bad if they said it on icarly.
and urban dictionary is not a reliable source.

Anonymous said...

gross to say this, but hobknockers slap u in ur face with the thing guys have that gurls dnt.... yuk.

Anonymous said...

a hob-knocker is a person who goes around slapping random people with his penis and testicles and i searched it so i u want to search it that is what it is

Anonymous said...

not to be mean but thats what homos do

Anonymous said...

DUDE AHOBKNOKER IS A PERSON WHO SLAPS PEPOLS PRIVITS I SHOULD KNOW CAUSE I KNOW 5 HOBBKNOKERS AND, DAVID SUKS I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER HE IS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

RU gay?

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